Schaffer the Darklord - Cat People lyrics

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Schaffer the Darklord - Cat People

And wave them all around, but do it like you care - Meow Meow Meow Meow

Here kitty kitty here kitty kitty here

Little kitty licks her front paw washes her ear

Tickle on her whisker little cat'll attack

Grab your wrist with the front claws kick with the back

And she can swipe like THIS - (Whisssh!)

Back off an attacker with a HISS - (Hssss!)

And the kitty's moaning owns ya

Oh no, did you know there's ammonia in her PISS - (Psssss!)

Let me stroke your fur, let me hear you purr, kitty cat

Oh my god, you're so cute, dammit, look at that

Arching your back high, flashing the cat eye

Fighting with mice with nine lives like you'll never die

For some our cats are less like pets than our kids

And we worship them like the ancient Egyptians did, and we are...

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Cat People - Meow Meow Meow

Right now, all the kitties in the house, show the fangs in your mouth

As you pounce on a mouse, we are...

Cat People - Meow Meow Meow

With their little bitty claws on their little kitty paws

Get down with a round of applause, for my...

Cat People - Meow Meow Meow

Good god, we're odd, no dogs allowed,

But we're proud and we meow it loud, we're...

Cat People - Meow Meow Meow

Rub 'em like you love 'em right now

And all my *****y little kitties say "Meow."

Petting on my ***** like he wanted me, wanted me to

Do you do what you cat wants you to do, sure you do

Cuz our cats control our actions and they run this system

Our homes really belong to them we just live with them

Four story cat tree stands in the corner

Of the home of the owner holding a laser pointer

Little bag of cat nip fast to attract them

Post for the action, attack with the scratching

Acting like a captain as they pace in the place

Making biscuits in your lap with their ass in your face

Break-Hit the sack, 10-hour cat nap

Feline makes a beeline for your lap

But when you leave and come home, you're all alone

Cuz kitty's out the cat door, listen for moans

Oh no, no note by the phone or the dish

Little kitty never licked the liver, chicken or fish

Leave the ball of yarn, all in the yard for the breeding

As all the cat people in here hearing this beat are in heat and we are...

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Not all cat people belong to the same team

What I mean is that not all of us are quite what we seem

You see, all of us inside have beating hearts that are warm

But some of have powers into cats we transform

Under a full moon or a quarter moon or a half moon

In a bad mood with bad breath yes cat food

Like werewolves but wolves are dogs

And we're cats so we're sleeky sneaking in through the fog

And we all have a little pink butt

So now tell me what you think of that - What?

Playing with our own cats as cats

That's a fact, together in packs we can track rats

We can play real mean chase each other up a screen

Or a tree or play sweet and even lick each other clean

Ravenous animals act a little wild

And we do it like humans, kitty-style

Fighting and *****ing and hunting and sleeping

And breeding and eating and killing and that's

What we do when we're kitties next morning we're human

We laughed and we cried it was better than Cats

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