Scary Movie movie - The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope lyrics

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Song by The Bloodhound Gang<br /><br>

"A" is for "Apple"<br>

"B" is for "Balloons"<br>

"C" is for "Crayons"<br>

"D" is for "Drum"<br>

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Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell<br>

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One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two<br>

That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew<br>

Not really realizing the prize that's been begot to her<br>

The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher<br>

Genius with a penis the few the proud the me<br>

I liked me so much I had to buy the company<br>

Soul for sale sold to Satan for a hell of a lotta luck<br>

I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at Starbucks<br>

Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized<br>

Idolized or despised bet I'm gettin' recognized<br>

Mount Rushmore it? No ignore it can't rock with no big head<br>

Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead<br>

I am the Angel of Def with my rhymes against humanity<br>

Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity<br>

The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope<br>

It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope<br>

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Conclusions you drew proportions you blew<br>

Lost son of Iggy? False Bigger nose than Ziggy? True<br>

Yes my name is Jimmy Pop no my pop's name is Dick<br>

Don't admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic<br>

Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes<br>

Don't want the whole story? Should have bought the Cliff Notes<br>

Like Fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class<br>

One thumb on the pulse of the nation one thumb in your girlfriend's ass<br>

Written on written off scoff callin' me a joke<br>

I don't think that I'm a sell-out but I do "Enjoy Coke!"<br>

I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how I planned it so can it<br>

Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it<br>

When I die no lie plan on mass pandemonium<br>

They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian<br>

The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope<br>

It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope<br>

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One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope<br>

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope<br>

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope<br>

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope<br>

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope<br>

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope<br>

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope<br>

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope<br>

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Great White Dope<br>

Great White Dope<br>

Great White Dope<br>

Great White Dope<br>

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