Scabs - The Headless Samurai Of Oatmogie, Oklahoma lyrics

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The headless samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma<br />

He's a crazy mother fucker who just woke from a coma<br />

He's screaming and he's dreaming and he just can't get to bed <br />

He's a man on a mission yeah he's got to get a head<br />

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But his head's in Pasadena in a pipe shop in the mall<br />

And his skin has been removed and he has no brain's at all<br />

His head's a candleholder on sale for twenty bucks<br />

And there's a goofy kid named Freddy and he couldn't give a fuck<br />

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That the headless samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma<br />

A crazy mother fucker whose heart has turned to stonea<br />

He's crazy and obsessed and his pencil's full of lead<br />

He's a man on a mission yeah he's got to get a head<br />

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But his head's in Freddy's living room on his fucked up TV set<br />

He's smoking dope out of a coke can and he's lighting up a cigarette<br />

He's checking out his purchase with it's bony toothy grin<br />

]and he swears that candleholders staring back at him<br />

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And he's getting a little freak out but he says it's just the pot<br />

So he blows it off and goes to bed after smoking quite a lot<br />

And sometime in the morning maybe three thirty of four<br />

He hears a loud noise on his patio and then someone's at the door<br />

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It's the headless samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma<br />

And now that crazy mother fuckers come to get just what he wantsa<br />

He's screaming and he's woken freaked out Freddy from his bed<br />

Cause he's a man on a mission he's just got to get ahead<br />

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So Freddy's pretty paranoid but invites the stranger in<br />

Even though it's getting late and he doesn't have a head<br />

But the samurai sees his barren skull and he screams that fuckers mine<br />

And Freddy says easy homie you can have just unwind<br />

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I see you've lost your head I've done the same it's no big deal<br />

Just smoke this crazy north slope trip weed and then see how you feel<br />

He did and felt much better and they chilled and drank some wine<br />

And they talked about the future and they listened to some tunes<br />

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And that's how the headless samurai from Oatmogie, Oklahoma<br />

Got his head back even though it's just a big old hairless bone ah<br />

He's laughing and he's chilling and he's higher than a kite<br />

And he doesn't have to get a head and everything allright