Scabs - Sloppy Jalopy lyrics

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They call me sloppy jalopy<br />

I got a whole lot in my head<br />

I never get up early baby<br />

Just to get out of bed<br />

I eat the jalapeno yes I do<br />

And then I take a creamy dreamy<br />

Hot stinky poo<br />

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They call me sloppy jalopy<br />

I eat ice cream with my honey<br />

She makes me laugh sometimes<br />

Because you know she's so funny<br />

They call me sloppy jalopy<br />

I've got t he barbecued buns<br />

Because I wear no panties<br />

When I back in the sun<br />

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I pick my nose clean baby<br />

Roll the boogers in a ball<br />

And I flick ‘em at people<br />

When I go to the mall<br />

I got a big pair of shorts<br />

And they're cut off way below the knees<br />

I keep my pockets filled up<br />

With macaroni and cheese<br />

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I watch the Larry king<br />

So I can fall right to sleep<br />

My girlfriends got taste because<br />

She thinks I'm a creep<br />

I don't watch the news<br />

Because I can't stand the sports<br />

And my favorite companions<br />

Are usually sold in cold quarts<br />

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I don't take no showers<br />

Cause I'm a natural dude<br />

But I do change my mind <br />

Because I hate to be rude<br />

I love to do the lambada<br />

But I don't do it very well<br />

And my hair's always perfect<br />

Because I use the styling gel