Scabs - Puddin & Cheese lyrics

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I was free form finger fucking Frieda<br />

Late one fiery Friday night<br />

My hands were getting lazy<br />

But I was driving Frieda crazy<br />

So I free form fucked her till the morning light<br />

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I was basically bombing Betty's butthole<br />

In the backseat of her daddy's big black Benz<br />

I was huffin and a moanin<br />

She was snortin and a groanin<br />

And I fucked that freaked out freshmen to a frenz<br />

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I was eating Edna's extra enchiladas<br />

Easily the best I've ever had<br />

They were creamy and delicious<br />

And I would've licked her dishes<br />

But we were rudely interrupted by her dad<br />

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I like pudding I like cheese<br />

I like your momma on her knees<br />

I like cake and candycorn<br />

Your daddy watches kiddieporn<br />

I like pudding I like cheese<br />

I say welcome thanks and please<br />

I like springtime I like fall<br />

I like coming when you call<br />

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I was lickin linda's lovely little lemons<br />

While we were lollygagging lying by the lake<br />

I told her they were zesty<br />

And she got a little testy<br />

So she whipped me up a see ya later shake<br />

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I was sixtynining sexy Sarah Sandler<br />

When she went ahead and broke her magic spell<br />

I was out in outer space<br />

When she farted in my face<br />

And my god I thought and died and gone to hell<br />

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I was teething Traci's tiny suntanned titties<br />

While she was doing something crazy with my nuts<br />

I said baby where're you going<br />

She said boy you'll soon be knowing<br />

Then she plunked her pudgy pinky in my butt<br />

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I like ice cold lemonade<br />

I like coke and gatorade<br />

I like frying in the sun<br />

I like having too much fun<br />

I like having sex with mom<br />

Because that woman's quite the bomb<br />

I like playing with my balls<br />

But I like coming when you call