Saturn's Flea Collar - Aches And Pains lyrics

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<b>Aches And Pains</b> by <i>Saturn's Flea Collar</i><br />

I'd better stick my hand up and tell you

How I feel ''cause the feelings I have are so damned real

For someone so phoney glad handing dandy

Hey there kid do ya wanna piece o'candy?

I'm a christmas cookie on a baking sheet and I'm forged in the

Fire of what other people think abd I don't know nothin'

Except what I was told, too damned scared to break the fuckin' mold.

Oh life is hard, love is cheap I whine about my problems 7 days a week

It's a full-time job making sure you're perfect and I'd

Probably die if it wasn't so worth it, I've got aches +

Pains and no place to go with it maintaining my face

And I'm so damned stoic it's hard to be humble when

You've got all the answers,

Would you like a side of fries or a pie with your whopper?

I'm a flame-boiled burger in a styrofoam package

Littering the side of the road by the wreckage

Of a head-on collision with our conflicting desires

You're splattered like a critter under my tires.

Life is hard, love is cheap, blah blah blah...

You know I gotta lotta aches and pains.