Saturday Night Live - Philip, The Hyper-Hypo Kid lyrics
rate meHI!<br />
HI!<br />
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HI!<br />
HIII!<br />
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What's your name? <br />
Grace.<br />
My name is Philip<br />
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How come you don't wear a harness?<br />
My mom doesn't believe in it, she thinks its cruel<br />
My mom thinks is very necesary, Im hyperglysemic and hyperactive.<br />
Im a hyper-hypo, that's why I wear a helmet. My mothers a little over protective<br />
Well why dont you try and get out of it?<br />
ok! <br />
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I can't right now. I've worn my way through six harnesses. <br />
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One time my mom's car ran out of gas, so she gave me a snickers bar and a can of coke,<br />
I towed the car home, seven miles.. when we got home I was tired<br />
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We just moved here from Austrailia, its nice here in America<br />
Yes it is<br />
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How old are you?<br />
Im six<br />
Im six and a half<br />
Im six and three quarters<br />
Im six and four fifths<br />
Im six and infinity<br />
Im six and infinity... + 1<br />
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Can I see it? <br />
See that<br />
This is where milk comes for the babys<br />
This is where milk comes for the babys<br />
Right there and there <br />
Give it back to me stupid<br />
Shut up<br />
Stupid <br />
Shut up <br />
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Im gonna talk like a robot<br />
Im a robot<br />
Im talking like a robot <br />
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I love you, you know<br />
I know, people always tell me that im pretty, everyone always says shes pretty<br />
I hate it<br />
Your conceeded<br />
Your a weirdo<br />
Im over you, your drops<br />
I don't talk to you anymore <br />
I don't think about you when your not here, you know<br />
At least i dont have to wear a harness<br />
that was hurtful and... unecesary<br />
Im sorry <br />
It's ok<br />
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Im in a choir in sydney my mother says i have a pretty voice<br />
Wow, your surrounded by alot of possitive support.<br />
What?<br />
nothing.<br />
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Im gonna sing a song for you<br />
ok<br />
Tie me kangaroo down sport<br />
tie me kangaroo down<br />
Tie me kangaroo down sport<br />
tie me kangaroo down<br />
hehe, that was fun!<br />
Whatever.. ok<br />
Dont you think i have a pretty voice?<br />
I got to say you know, when you get older people aren't going to support you so much<br />
Why not?<br />
My cousin was a cute kid, and then when he hit puberty his face exploded! <br />
Now he looks around and he's wondering where all the people who said he was cute went to<br />
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Guess what im doing?<br />
Your smushing your face<br />
I'm doing an impression of my dog, hes a sharpee<br />
I'm a sharpee too<br />
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I love you again<br />
I know <br />
I'm hungry<br />
Oh, I have a hershey bar<br />
I'm not suppose to eat sugar<br />
mmm, its really good<br />
You're the Devil!<br />
Wanna bite?<br />
Well I suppose, it couldnt hurt
