Saturday Night Live - Iran So Far lyrics

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They say true love comes only once in a lifetime<br />

And even though we're from opposite ends of the earth, <br />

My heart tells me you're the one for me.<br />

Mahmoud<br />

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I remember when it started, saw you on the news<br />

You were hating gays, I was eating food<br />

But I was feeling you, and even though I disagreed with almost everything you said<br />

You aint wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me<br />

Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me<br />

Mahmoud make my heart beat right out of my chest<br />

My mind says no but my body says yes<br />

Nuclear threat, the only threat I see<br />

Is the threat of you not coming home with me.<br />

Our love for each other's like when atoms collide<br />

Can't express how I feel<br />

Ay yo Adam let's ride<br />

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And Iran, Iran so far away<br />

Is your home, but in my heart you'll stay<br />

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He ran, for the president of Iran<br />

We ran together to a tropical island<br />

My man, Mahmoud is known for rilin'<br />

Smiling, if he can still do it then I can<br />

They call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval<br />

You can play the Jews I can be your Jim Caviezel<br />

S&M, nestlin' when we're wrestlin'<br />

You can be the port that I park my vessel in<br />

So I try to mute the tv but you can still see me<br />

With your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs<br />

And your hairy butt... <br />

Yeah.<br />

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And Iran, Iran so far away<br />

Come home, and in my arms you'll stay<br />

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Used to look at the stars and dream<br />

Round the world same stars were seen<br />

And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud.<br />

Talk smooth to me, without a tie<br />

Your pants high waisted, damn so fly.<br />

We can take a trip to the animal zoo<br />

And laugh at all the funny things that animals do<br />

Like Eugene (Levy) you got me straight trippin' boo<br />

Hope you look in my eyes and say I'm trippin' too<br />

You say Iran don't have the bomb but they already do<br />

You should know by now, it's you.<br />

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And Iran, Iran so far away<br />

Is your home, but in my heart you'll stay<br />

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You crazy for this one Mahmoud<br />

You can deny the holocaust all you want<br />

But you can't deny that there's something between us<br />

I know you say there's no gays in Iran<br />

But you're in New York now baby<br />

It's time to stop hiding, <br />

And start living</