Saturday Night Live - Derek Jeter's Taco Hole lyrics
rate megordita, fajita <br />
ooo i wanna eat a <br />
taco enchilada<br />
come on pretty mama<br />
why dont we all go<br />
derek jeters taco hole<br />
<br />
(derek jeter)<br />
hi, im derek jeter<br />
you may know me as the shortstop for the new york yankees<br />
but im also an award winning chef specializing in mexican cuisine<br />
so if you like mexican food,<br />
then come on down to derek jeters taco hole<br />
<br />
chips salsa and guacamole! <br />
derek jeter's taco hole<br />
<br />
(derek jeter)<br />
i think you'll agree that we're one of the top 5 mexican restraunts<br />
in all of northern new jersey<br />
if you don't believe me, <br />
ask this guy<br />
right freddy finder<br />
<br />
(freddy)<br />
thats right derek<br />
i spent too many wasted days and wasted ni-i-ights<br />
eatin bad mexican food<br />
<br />
thats where i wanna go<br />
derek jeters taco hole<br />
<br />
(derek)<br />
all year long, i cant wait for the season to end<br />
so i can get back to my first love<br />
derek jeters taco hole<br />
<br />
nachos quasidillas<br />
hand made cor tortillas<br />
jereesa, reeholays<br />
lots of chicken molays<br />
flatas, tostatas<br />
and carne assadas<br />
<br />
(freddy)<br />
just off route 3<br />
theres a place called nunnly new jersey<br />
if good mexican food is your goal<br />
theres just one place you should go<br />
derek jeters taco hole<br />
<br />
(derek)<br />
and remember<br />
monday is refried beans shooters night<br />
tuesday is dog night<br />
bring your dog down and we'll give him a free hard shell taco<br />
and wednesday<br />
as always<br />
is ladies night<br />
ladies if you bring your own tortilla<br />
there's no cover charge<br />
<br />
(freddy)<br />
im headin down there before the next <br />
tear drop falls<br />
because saturday and sunday is fun for the whole family<br />
<br />
(derek)<br />
thats right, bato the clown is here<br />
givin free chicklets and tatoos to all the kids<br />
so come on down<br />
<br />
thats where i wanna go<br />
to the taco hole<br />
<br />
its derek jeters taco hole<br />
off route 3 <br />
in nunny new jersey next to the kinkos and el duke's shoe repair<br />
<br />
i'll see you there<br />
<br />
thats where i wanna go<br />
derek jeters taco hole<br />
<br />
come on down
