Satanic Surfers - Hank (Armless Skater) lyrics

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I have a friend whose only joy in life

Is to skate, surf and masturbate

That's all he wants to do

And I think that's really great

But one day he had an accident

They had to amputate his arms

Guess if he was sad that day

He can't surf

He can't skate

And he sure can't masturbate no more