Sarah Silverman - Give the Jew Girl Toys lyrics

rate me

I hate to say this Santa

But you're acting like a dick

You should give presents to everyone that's good

And not just to your personal click

If you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning

I'll let you be my boyfriend

All bearded, fat and horny

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

What does Jesus have to do with you

You've got as much to do with Jesus

As you do with Scooby doo

What do you have to do with Jesus

You have as much to do with him

As you do your mother's penis

Oh yeah

So I don't think he's the son of God

I think he was still a nice boy

If you ask yourself what would Jesus do

He'd say: "Give the jew girl toys!"

Give the Jew girl toys

Give the Jew girl toys

Don't be a doosh

What would Jesus do

He'd say: "Give the jew girl toys!"

You made a list and I checked it twice

And there is nobody named Silverman or Moskowitz or Weiss

You have a list, well, Schindler did too

Liam Neeson played him - Tim Allen played you!

Give the jew girl toys

Don't be a doosh

What would Jesus do

He'd say: "Give the jew girl toys!"

Give the jew girl toys