Sandgeese - Wonderland lyrics

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Welcome to Wonderland<br />

Come and have a lovely poo<br />

Play with the flowers and the puffy clouds<br />

And punch a gnome or two<br />

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Then the big bad molestor<br />

Paedophilia<br />

Championa comes and gives you up the bum<br />

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Then you go back to Wonderland<br />

And your mummy asks you why you're holding your bum<br />

You say it was the rough slippery dip<br />

But you know it was the old man's thumb<br />

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Then you remember the thoughts<br />

Taunts<br />

Championa, and you cry<br />

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Where's my mummy?<br />

Where's my daddy?<br />

Where's my candy?<br />

Old man<br />

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I want my mummy<br />

I want my daddy<br />

I want my candy<br />

Old man,<br />

Old man!<br />

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Then you remember how wonderful it felt<br />

Your first sexual experience<br />

And now that its over, you have to be upset<br />

For you have to wait another thirteen years