I know you know what you know<br />
but you should know by now that you're not me<br />
Talk about a month of Sundays<br />
Toffee nosed wet weekend as far as I can see<br />
Hey diddle diddle<br />
The cat and the fiddle<br />
Piggy in the middle<br />
Doo-a-poo-poo<br />
<br />
Bible punching heavyweight<br />
evangelistic boxing kangaroo<br />
Orangutang and anaconda<br />
Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse<br />
even Pluto too<br />
<br />
Hey diddle diddle<br />
The cat and the fiddle<br />
Piggy in the middle<br />
Doo-a-poo-poo<br />
<br />
(Stig is dead, honestly)<br />
<br />
One man's civilization<br />
is another man's jungle, yeah<br />
They say revolution's in the air<br />
I'm dancing in my underwear<br />
'cause I don't care<br />
<br />
Hey diddle diddle<br />
The Cat's in the fiddle<br />
Piggy in the middle<br />
Doo-a-poo-poo<br />
Doo-a-poo-poo<br />
<br />
[The following four lines can be heard in Rutles bootlegs,<br />
but do not appear on the released recording]<br />
<br />
Civilizing jungle bunnies<br />
guinea pigs including me and you<br />
Talk about a knock-kneed frog<br />
Second cousin to a nun living in the zoo<br />
<br />
Walky talky man says hello, hello, hello<br />
with his ballerina boots<br />
you can tell he's always on his toes<br />
Hanging on a Christmas tree<br />
Screaming like a bogey man<br />
getting up my nose<br />
<br />
Hey diddle diddle<br />
The cat and the fiddle<br />
Piggy in the middle<br />
Doo-a-poo-poo<br />
a-poo-poo-poo<br />
<br />
This little piggy went to market<br />
This little piggy stayed home<br />
This little piggy had roast beef<br />
and this little piggy had none<br />
This little piggy went<br />
Woooo!<br />
All the way home<br />
<br />
This little piggy went to market<br />
This little piggy stayed home<br />
This little piggy had roast beef<br />
and this little piggy had none<br />
This little piggy went<br />
Woooo! Wooo . . .<br />
All the way home