RUCKA RUCKA ALI - Russia\'s Gay lyrics
rate me[Chorus]<br />
Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay<br />
Russia's gay<br />
In it everyone has aids<br />
& they all got it from butt sex<br />
Their president finger bangs them little kids<br />
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[Verse 1]<br />
I, wait so long in the snow<br />
For one little piece of bread (of bread)<br />
& I have been drunk since I was born<br />
& I keep Mongolians in a cage<br />
I'm poor<br />
I sold my child for a sip of vodka<br />
My wife is named Svetlana Borshtynskovskiska<br />
At my space station, we tried to send a cardboardbox up into the sky<br />
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[Hook]<br />
When the wall came down<br />
& them Russians rushed out, <br />
It was a day when freedom won<br />
If mister Putin wants to invade Georgia<br />
We'll be waitin' here with guns (I live in atlanta)<br />
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[Chorus]<br />
Russia's gay<br />
They suck a lot of long dicks on the internet<br />
Russia's gay<br />
They like to touch on young boys a little bit<br />
Russia's gay<br />
In it everyone has aids<br />
& they all got it from butt sex<br />
Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay<br />
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[Verse 2]<br />
I, eat sour dough, it no good<br />
I have never seen a real black man (black man)<br />
& I, have ten kids, I can't feed<br />
I hope we fight a nuclear war (da)<br />
I hope I eat a piece of fish for dinner<br />
We have a wall to keep my people in here<br />
The KGB, arresting me, cause they catch me<br />
Touching myself<br />
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[Hook]<br />
Tell the troops right now<br />
Time to bomb Moscow<br />
Fun time & games are done<br />
We should kill them Ruskis<br />
& take their land<br />
Cause it's far from Mexico<br />
This one's for 9/11<br />
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[Chorus]<br />
Russia's gay<br />
It looks like candyland<br />
& the palace is, plastic<br />
They wear those dumb fucked up hats<br />
With fur on it<br />
Russia's gay<br />
In it everyone has aids<br />
& they all got it<br />
From butt sex<br />
Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay<br />
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[Verse 3]<br />
Hey let me tell ya right now<br />
Them russians ain't gonna take Vietnam<br />
Not without me in charge<br />
I got a mail order bride<br />
Came here in a box from Petersburg<br />
She left her fuckin' kid to starve<br />
Hey mister Obama<br />
Get your club & go<br />
Have a word with Medvedev<br />
Get him good in the chest<br />
& tell mister Ching Chang Chong<br />
If he wants to get involved<br />
All your missiles<br />
Won't add inches to your penis<br />
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[Hook]<br />
When the wall came down<br />
& them Russians rushed out<br />
It was a day when freedom won<br />
But then when David Hasselhoff<br />
Started singin' on cars<br />
They were puttin' the wall back up<br />
Cause baby Russia's fuckin'gay<br />
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[Chorus]<br />
Russia's gay<br />
In it everyone has aids<br />
& they all got it from butt sex<br />
Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay<br />
Russia's gay<br />
In it everyone has aids<br />
& they all got it from butt sex<br />
Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay
