RUCKA RUCKA ALI - Russia Is Gay lyrics

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Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay

Russia's gay

In it everyone has aids

And they all got it from butt sex

Their president finger bangs them little kids

I, wait so long in the snow

For one little piece of bread (of bread)

And I have been drunk since I was born

And I keep Mongolians in a cage

I'm poor

I sold my child for a sip of vodka

My wife is named Svetlana Borshtynskovskiska

At my space station, we tried to send a cardboardbox up into the sky

When the wall came down

And them Russians rushed out,

It was a day when freedom won

If mister Putin wants to invade Georgia

We'll be waitin' here with guns (I live in atlanta)

Russia's gay

They suck alot of long dicks on the internet

Russia's gay

They like to touch on young boys a little bit

Russia's gay

In it everyone has aids

And they all got it from buttsecks

Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay

I, eat sour dough, it no good

I have never seen a real black man (black man)

And I, have ten kids, I can't feed

I hope we fight a nuclear war (da)

I hope I eat a piece of fish for dinner

We have a wall to keep my people in here

The KGB, arresting me, cause they catch me

Touching myself

Tell the troops right now

Time to bomb Moscow

Fun time & games are done

We should kill them Ruskis

And take their land

Cause it's far from Mexico

This one's for 9/11

Russia's gay

It looks like candyland

And the palace is, plastic

They wear those dumb fucked up hats

With fur on it

Russia's gay

In it everyone has aids

And they all got it

From butt sex

Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay

Hey let me tell ya right now

Them russians ain't gonna take Vietnam

Not without me in charge

I got a mail order bride

Came here in a box from Petersburg

She left her fuckin' kid to starve

Hey mister Obama

Get your club & go

Have a word with Medvedev

Get him good in the chest

And tell mister Ching Chang Chong

If he wants to get involved

All your missiles

Won't add inches to your penis

When the wall came down

And them Russians rushed out

It was a day when freedom won

But then when David Hasselhoff

Started singin' on cars

They were puttin' the wall back up

Cause baby Russia's fuckin'gay

Russia's gay

In it everyone has aids

And they all got it from butt sex

Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay

Russia's gay

In it everyone has aids

And they all got it from butt sex

Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay