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RUCKA RUCKA ALI - Osama Bin Found lyrics

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We now return to "Celebrity Apprentehh"

-Donald Trump Impression-

Now, Lil' Jon, why do you think your team lost?

-Lil' Jon-

WHO WHAT?!

-Donald Trump Impression-

Ye-You're supposed to be this great rapper

How'd you lose a rap battle with the deaf bitch?

-CBS News-

We interrupt your program for a special word from the President of Americaaa...

-Obama Impression-

My fellow Americans

I have, uh, some shit to tell you.

I know one president getting some anal from Michelle.

Bitch, I got him

Saw bin Laden out in Pakistan, and shot him in the dome

And told him, there you go

I got him, yo

We solved a fucking problem, Joe.

Let's break out the Hennessy

Everybody, smack a bitch around from here to Tennessee

Now let us see which Dirka Dirka wants another round with me

I thought I told you crackers, you don't wanna fuck around with me

-Osama bin Laden-

'Ay, bro, recognize me

I look like the Durrky selling you a Slurpee

So much noise about me

Everybody judge me

No one ever loves me

They say, that I'm dead

They don't even know I work at liquor store

They test my DNA

Science Man 1

This says, "Kareem Abdul Jabbar"

Science Man 2

Yeah, that's him!

Osama Impression

I drive a cab in New York

I did 9/11

I fight for Jihad

Al Quaeda give me discount card

-Obama Impression-

Bitch please, b-b-bitch please

Get off your fuckin' camel and

Get your fuckin' sandals

Tak-ing, we're t-t-taking

All the fuckin' countries

From you fuckin' monkeys

Osama Impression

Bro, I'm from Africa

I come from Baghdad

The Jews took my cologne

I smell like a dog

News Man Impression

Mr. President, who should we blow up next?

Obama Impression

Well, I know Prince William

He living like a king

He don't do shit

he just sit, and get shit for free

How the hell are you gonna let him pay his wedding with the money he took from you

Mother fucker, let him pay for it

What a bunch of pale, cross-bred, yeah, they all FAIL

One of them is dead, and the others should be all in jail

Oh, Prince Charles, living large, but your mom in charge

Fuck you, William, and tell the Queen to slob all on my knob!

Queen Impression

We're all living like kings

Raping all the peasants

Taking all their presents

So much nice things

We could have it all

We take it from the poor

Prince William

Hee-hee

Queen Impression

They say we're inbred

I gotta fuck me cousin, take a look at London

They mad, they want bread

But they can eat me ass poop

Prince William

AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAA!

Obama Impression

Bitch please, b-b-bitch please

Take off the fuckin' crown and

Blow your fuckin' man, bitch

Hey Queen, H-H-Hey Queen

Get off the fuckin' horse and

Make me a fuckin' sandwich

Osama Impression

Bro, fuck you William

and fuck your fat whore

Bitch, you can suck my balls

I fuck you by force

Donald Trump Impression

Hello my name is Donnie Trump

I make a billion every time I take a dump

I don't need to win the White House, I'll just buy it

I bought the Taliban and told Osama that he's fired

Now Imma smart guy, what the hell's this royal wedding?

I bought the palace and I'll move in when I'm fuckin' ready

So when you see the Prince of England stare and point and say

Ey, you got some free shit, bozo!

All Lawyer

You got some free shit

Donald Trump Saying

Got some free shit

Free shit

IT'S FREE SHIT!

Donald Trump Impression

Bitch please, b-b-bitch please

Get all your fuckin' boys and

Watch my fuckin' show, yeah

Taking, we're ta-a-aking

All your fuckin' oil

Yeah bitch, O'Doyle rules!

Osama Impression

Bro, I'm from Africa

Don't fuck with my bros

My crew's from Mexico

I blow myself up

Obama Impression

My fellow Americans

Today Osama bin Laden was found at a 7-Eleven in Pakistan, Ohio.

I greeted him there myself with a birthday card as I haven't seen him in over ten years.

I asked him to come to my daughter's birthday party.

He declined, so I shot him in the face....Myself!

We can all rest assured that Michelle will be giving me a blow job tonight...with her mouth this time.

Obama Impression

Am I really the first black man that has to convince people I killed somebody?

Michelle, what's that smell?

Thanks to James for correcting these lyrics

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Thanks to brandon bro bitch for correcting these lyrics

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Anonymous
Saturday 24th of November 2012 05:32
Love this song!