RUCKA RUCKA ALI - I\'m A Korean lyrics

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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana Phone

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana Phone

I'm a Korean [4 times durind this]

Oh herro, remember me? My name's DJ Not Nice

You might remember me from last record Ching Chang Chong

You made me very rich, now I roll in American money

I'm a Korean

And i'd like my food chinese cooked right

Cause they're not giving me the good rice

And the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian

I don't like how my beef pork looks like

And the last time i eat your food i got the

Rice chicken beef tofu now i poop while i'm peeing

And you might not belive i could fight

I'm a white belt but i have two stripes

I don't like all you little blue eyed dumb white Europeans

I would like to just drink my bud light

Maybe bomb a couple thing in Hawaii

And blow up the countries i don't like

Cause i'm a Korean

I'm not that nice (uh uh)

I build a bomb (yeah)

Then pick a country (you)

And blow it up

I work for NASA (cool)

We look at stars (wow)

You know Apollo

That movie is good

I talk like ching chang chong

Why do you drop on me so much Napalm

I've been trained to kill with my Tai Kwan Do

And my whole continent is a dry cleaning store

B-B-B-B-Bonzai

I like to play magic cards

You heard of china

I was in charge of china town in Vietnam

I'm still around

You can come through to play

When i play poker i just throw all my chips in

Hello, i'm yellow just like Homer Simpson

I smoke coke, it's fun

You think i'm joking man

I made alot of money from Poke'mon

I'm a Korean

I think Michael Jackson's a good guy

I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys

Cause in my country we can touch young guys

On their penis

And my wife is 13 and cooks my

Macaroni n' cheese so good I

got her out on the street

For a good good price (10 years ago)

I'm not gonna lie (uh uh)

I like it rough (uh huh)

Hillary Clinton

Let's get it on (woo)

I have a missile (uh huh)

It's very small (so small)

It's in my pants (hehe)

I can't get it up (aww)

I bomb New York (oops)

Better luck (Next time!)

You heard of London (uh huh)

Not anymore (aww)

I bomb Iran (yeah)

Oops that's Japan

(Not again)

I made a goof

Now i gotta start again

I roll the world up in a ball like Katamari

If i bomb your crib, yep sorry

I'm a ninja warrior

I went to Harvard, I bomb Pearl Harbor

I want the whole world to know that i'm powerful

Chi Pa Po Fei Foogi

(I am small penis)

Everyone to the floor, we all gonna die (die die die)

Put your heads between your legs and say ko ni chi wa(wa wa wa)

Death to all, fuck the world cause i like Tupac (pac pac pac)

Now the world must stop (stop stop stop)

cause of my small cock (cock cock cock)

One day you'll say why is everyone dead

Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said

Now we all are slaves, monkeys run this place

It's planet of the apes (oh okay)

I'm a Korean

And i'm not gonna beef with suge knight

Because i think that if he heard my

My Tupac parody he'd find me and tell me i'm stealing

And i'd like my chinense food cooked right

I don't like Japanese or the Thai

I would like to see the whole world die

Cause i'm a Korean

Thanks to fds for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to Nucka Nucka Ali for correcting these lyrics