RUCKA RUCKA ALI - I Love Minorities lyrics

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I think that every race is A-OK

We all have something to be proud of

(except white people)

I like every country the same

Even the ones where my own music's not allowed in

Or the ones who wanna bomb us

Women are as smart as me and you

(No no it's true)

They could be president of this country

(I mean who cares, there's already a black)

I love minorities

Especially people who gets around in wheelchairs

That's hot

I love everyone in the world

Because no one is different than no one

Everyone's fuckin' like someone

And if you feel like I do

Then take my hand touch my balls

And sing along this fuckin' song

Black people are good at playing basketball

Asians cook chinee food on woks

Mexicans are great at leaving Mexico

So suck on my cock if you don't love everyone

White people can tuck their shirts into their shorts

They need Jews to fill their tax forms

Eskimos are best at hitting seals with clubs

We all could learn from one another lots of stuff

Sex

Them Europeans do it with kids

It's like they're proud of if it or something

It's legal in their countries

Canadians at age 15 can legally

Sock off dirty old men for money

(No they can't)

OK for free

(That's right)

Everyone's in the world's good

Because no one is better than someone else is

I'm down with women's circumcision

So if feel like I do

(You're a homo)

Pull out your ballsack and your bongo drum

And sing this gay ass little song

Black people are good at stealing stereos

They've got Jewish lawyers in court

Muslims are the best at flying into stuff

Not all Muslims just most and all it takes is most

Africans like lynching homosexuals

Cubans turn dildos into boats

Germans kidnap girls and make them prostitutes

Everyone's special in they their own gay little way

Arab girls've got to be sweaty

They put to death if they show they titty

That's baller shit

I ain't even playin'

Lemme tell you what's the same about the

Swedish, Chassidish Jews, Kelly and Regis

They're all fucking crazy

Except the Swedish

They're just lazy

And love the penis

Yeah those ladies in Sweden

Got enough VD's to turn those dudes around them gay

And Frenchmen don't believe in bathing

And Haitians love a good earthquake

Caging a Mongol?

Russian tradition

Rape in the Congo?

Ehh as long as it's women

Taking a dump on someone else's culture

And Making fun of them just cause they're different

And making a song calling their country stupid

Mixing the absurd with the true?

(Don't do it)

So if you hate racist humor get your pooper up

And sing this fuckin' song

Black people are good at wheelchair basketball

If they got shot and now cannot walk

Pregnant girls are stupid and impossible

Everyone's good, no one is better than someone

White people can show black people how to vote

Blacks could teach them Jews to dance good

Blind black men can't play hockey because they're black

Helen Keller can't drive because she's a woman

Gary Coleman's gone

It's so sad, he was so young

I mean he was like 51

But it's sad cause he looked like he's a 9-year-old

Whatchu talkin' about Rucka?

(His wife did it)

I love minorities.

Thanks to SC2fan for correcting these lyrics