Rubberbandits - Horse Outside lyrics

rate me

I'm at Amanda's wedding

in a church on Thomas street

I'm lookin at the bridesmaid

and she's lookin back at me

and when the service ends

ask her if she wants a lift

back to the hotel, and if goes well

a finger and a shift

she says "Fitzy drives a Mitzy

and he offered me a spin.

Enda hava a Honda

so I might just go with him.

And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me

in his Subaru.

So what the fuck would make you think

I'd wanna go with you?"

I said fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

She said "I don't believe ya."

I said "it's Fuckin true

I swapped him for a bag of yokes

in 1992.

And I don't need insurance

I don't need no parking space

and if you try to clamp my horse

he'll kick you in the face."

"I don't pay no tax

Fuck NCT.

You'll arrive in style

if you ride with me."

And the boys are walkin over

jingling their keys

I look the fuckers up and down

and give them one of these

I said fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

giddy up now baby

bless my soul

I rode the fucker round the field

back since he was a foal.

He runs a bit like Shergar

and he jumps like tir na nog.

he looks like Billie Piper

after half an ounce of coke.

And the boys are lookin jealous

as I lead yer wan away.

Just before I close the door

I look at her and say

"Would you be my girl?"

and she says, "I will a course

if you grab me by the pony tail

and ride me like a horse."

Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside.

If you're lookin for a ride

I've a horse outside.

Checking your booty fine

your gonna loos a laa

I'm gonna take you out to MULLINGAR!