Rubberbandits - Bag Of Glue lyrics

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I stopped into the shop while I was making my home

I bought credit for my phone

And a honeycomb Toblerone

And this big fat chick behind the counter

Looks me up and down

She's foaming at the mouth

Man she's checking me out

She says "Excuse me man, but would you like, to go out for a meal tonight"

So I says yaa, chalk it down

She took me out for dinner in the Horse and Hound

We had a BLT, a cuppa tea, she scootched her stool pure close to me

She runs her big fat fingers up my skinny little thighs

Says "let's go back to mine"

Now, is she an ugly bird?

Or a big fat ride

Ah man I can't decide

So I sniffed some glue, to clear my head

Then rode her rotten on her mothers bed

A bag for me, a bag for you

Let's get wrecked on bags of glue!

Cause there's no way I'm riding you

Unless I'm wrecked on bags of glue!

She has a big fat ass, but she has no class

And I could do better, but I think I'll pass

Cause I can't resist, when she insists

To stuff her mouth with chicken every time we kiss

This love we have, there's no respect

But she's a big fat fucker, what does she expect?

I'm hypnotized, by her puffy eyes

And her sixteen chins and her massive thighs

I take her out, and she stuffs her mouth

With expensive food that'll give her gout

She's the ketchup, I'm the chicken wings

My queen, and I'm the burger king

But man you see I just can't seem to ride her when I'm sober,

So I sniff a dirty bag of glue and then I bend that fat bird over

A bag for me, a bag for you

Let's get wrecked on bags of glue!

Cause there's no way I'm riding you

Unless I'm wrecked on bags of glue!

She's got these manky saggy granny tits,

The kind you'd find on Annie Fitz,

A dirty slut with a big fat butt

Eating too many chips from the chicken hut

But if you think that you might like a fat bird of your own

I got a three step plan, but follow it man

When you get that fat bird home

Step one get a bag and fill it with glue

Step two sniff till your face turns blue

Step three relax, enjoy the ride, and let the UHU do what it do to your mind

But just make sure you throw away the bag when you are done

Cause if you have my luck then you'll wake up stuck

To your girlfriends big fat bum,

A bag for me, a bag for you

Let's get wrecked on bags of glue!

Cause there's no way I'm riding you

Unless I'm wrecked on bags of glue!

Said a bag for me, a bag for you

Let's get wrecked on bags of glue!