Rosemary's Billygoat - Hobbit F*ck lyrics

rate me

She’s drop dead four a nine

Everything about her was fine

Nice rack hot ass

You know that I don’t mean to be crass

Brown hair, cream thighs

Was wondering about her shoe size

Came home, my place

She filled it up with leather and lace

Was getting hot and heavy so I tore off the sheet

That damn bitch’s got hobbit feet

She’s got hobbit feet

And like a fox in heat

But with hobbit feet

Thought she was everything that I desire

Till I found out she was fresh out the Shire

She’s got hobbit feet

It’s hard to be discreet

When you got hobbit feet

Hottest thing since birth

Makes me feel like I’m in Middle Earth

Hot walk, skimpy clothes

But with ginormous, stubby, hairy toes

I love tramps and excess

but satin pumps not what I want is triple X

With hot legs, a great butt

But is she Dio’s little sister, or what?

Was getting hot and heavy so I tore off the sheet

That damn bitch’s got hobbit feet

She’s got hobbit feet

And like a fox in heat

But with hobbit feet

Thought she was everything that I desire

Till I found out she was fresh out the shire

She’s got hobbit feet

It’s hard to be discreet

When you got hobbit feet

Was getting hot and heavy so I tore off the sheet

That damn bitch’s got hobbit feet

She’s got hobbit feet

And like a fox in heat

But with hobbit feet

Was on top of the world until J.R. Tolkien

I’ve done some trolls, but was I smokin?

She’s got hobbit feet

Which can’t be discreet

She’s got those hobbit feet

Thanks to Mike Odd for correcting these lyrics