Rodney Carrington - Just One Beer lyrics

rate me

One beer then I'm gone

The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on

got together and decided to come here

They're not pretty

They're not small

I don't give a damn at all

Tonight I'm only having just one beer

Yeah tonight I'm only having just two beers

I don't mind the atmosphere in here

It feels so right, it must be wrong

I know I can't stay too long

Tonight I'm only having just two beers

Three beers but no more

There's no way I'm drinking four

My attitude's improving with the beer

I was mad but now I'm glad

The women in here, they ain't so bad

Tonight I'm only having just three beers

Yeah tonight I'm only having just six beers

I kinda like the atmosphere in here

It feels so right, it must be wrong

I know I can't stay too long

Tonight I'm only having just six beers

Twelve beers then I quit

Oh good Lord I'm drunk as shit

I just spent my whole paycheck in here

I took a chance

I tried to dance

I threw up and pissed my pants

All off one beer

Yeah tonight I'm only having just one beer

At least that's what I said when I got here

It felt so right, but it was wrong

I know that I've stayed too long

I think I musta drank hundred beers

Well now I wished I had only one beer

God I wish I never came in here