Rocky Horror - Sweet Transvestite lyrics

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Frank: How do you do I,

See you've met my,

Faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down

Because when you knocked

He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out, by the way I look

Don't judge a book by it's cover

I'm not much of a man, by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

Chorus: I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

Let me show you around

Maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual

That's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home

Could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry

Janet :Right

Brad: We'll just say where we are

Then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry

Frank: Well you got caught with a flat, well how bout that

Well, babies, don't you panic

By the light of the night it'll all seem alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

{chorus}

Frank: Why don't you stay for the night

Riff Raff: night!

Frank: Or maybe a bite

Columbia: bite!

I could show you my favourite obsession

I've been making a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my . . . tension

{chorus x2}

So- come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antici . . . pation

But maybe the rain isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause

But not the symptom