Rocktopus - Armchair Advocate lyrics

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<b>Armchair Advocate</b> by <i>Rocktopus</i><br />

I love my doberman

kill your television

honk if you're horny

nater for president

stop eating animals

go vege

mean people suck

thank you Jerry

if you can read this then you're too close

jesus is my copilot

rock the vote

easy does it

no nukes

chevy sucks

my other car is a broom

bridge:

proud parent of a honor student

won't you stop and think what you've been doin

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Armchair Advocate

On a bumper sticker battlefield

from the highway where the battles are fought

to the soapbox and the barstools wherethe battle is lost

hands down patriot

on a single serving benefit

choose your cars on the way to the mall

donate a dollar when you make your next call

I'm straight but not narrow

we support our troops

Brown

Cornel

Boston College

Harvard

Stanford

Georgetown

Duke

Bridge

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one day at a time...

one day at a time

one day at a time

one day at a time

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