I work in the laundromat<br />
The one that Suzzy Roche <br />
Does hers at<br />
I hate her guts<br />
She thinks I want her autograph<br />
<br />
She's got stinky crusty socks<br />
She's got underwear that shocks<br />
O what a pig, she's such a pig<br />
I'd like to stick a turd in her mailbox<br />
<br />
Some people really have a lot of nerve<br />
Everywhere they go they think they <br />
Should get served<br />
Everybody in the laundromat is equal<br />
Suzzy Roche<br />
<br />
She hands me a ten dollar bill<br />
Asks so sweetly if I will<br />
Give her some change<br />
I'd like to bang her head <br />
Against a windowsill<br />
<br />
She says the machine is broke<br />
The way she loaded that thing is a joke<br />
Broken machine, another broken machine<br />
Now I'd really like to cut her throat<br />
<br />
Some people. . .<br />
<br />
She decides that she's got to get out of there<br />
Other people waiting but she don't care<br />
Cycle is through, her cycle is through<br />
I took out her clothes and threw them everywhere<br />
<br />
Boy was she mad when she got back<br />
I said listen honey don't give me no flack<br />
Pick up your clothes, pick up your clothes<br />
And when she did I stuck a knife right through her back<br />
<br />
Some people. . .