(Words & Music by Margaret A Roche)<br />
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Do I wanna be a dog?<br />
Any diddlin' male would do<br />
If I was a damned old dog<br />
I wouldn't be fussy for you<br />
<br />
Do I wanna be a housebroken dog<br />
Eat better than an Indian<br />
I don't wanna be a damned old dog<br />
I just wanna lick your chin again<br />
<br />
I thought that I could convince you<br />
I thought that I could get through<br />
Chew out a hole in the fence you<br />
Barked up between me and you<br />
<br />
Limpin' around in the moonlight<br />
Coverin' up what I did<br />
Words decompose all around me<br />
Nuisances I committed<br />
<br />
Do I wanna be a dog<br />
Cut the heat out of me<br />
If I was a damned old dog<br />
I wouldn't have to goddamn human be