Robert Lund - The Awful Truth About Hannah Montana lyrics

rate me

I stand up, my pants fall down

I get arrested and dragged downtown

I'm waterboarded, and when it stops

I've got this message for the cops:

While you waste your time with me

An evil blonde is running free

Underneath her headset and sequins

Lurks a true juvenile deliquent!

Hannah, Hannah Montana

Carjacked my van in Tarzana

Hannah, Hannah Montana

Bitch-slapped my Nana

She may look cute, she may look nice

But she's invaded Belgium twice

She runs on battery - and assault

And global warming is all her fault

Hannah, Hannah Montana

Imports her hash from Havana

Hannah, Hannah Montana

Burned down AtlantaShe started typhoid and M.S.

And the global economic mess

Don't tell my achy breaky heart

That her music makes me shart

Hannah, Hannah Montana

Hates all Arquettes but Rosanna

Hannah, Hannah Montana

Smoked my banana

Every time an earthquake hits

Guess who is having giggle fits?

Hey, tweens: Our lawyers require us

To say Beware of the Miley Virus!