Robert Earl Keen - 10,000 Chinese Walk Into A Bar lyrics

rate me

10000 chinese walk into a bar

order upa beer

the barman says, its funny you know

we don’t get many Chinese in here

i don’t know if i got it right maybe no one knows

its just a joke i heard one night

and that’s the way it goes

i ll have one

grab a chair and stay all night

make yourself at home

i may be wrong but that’s alright

i am not alone

a little man in this little town

he wears a lot of hats

he always out tom cattin around

hes… got a thing for cats

i aint seen him with a cat

so aint really sure

but listen close cause when he talks

sometimes you hear him purr

there aint a cure

grab a chair and stay all night

make yourself at home

i may be wrong but that’s alright

i am not alone

another man he loved duct tape

he made a duct tape suit

and he had duct tape from the top of his hat

to the heel of his cowboy boot

and when he died they buried him

down in that cold cold ground

and they stuff him in that pine box boy

and then they taped him down

i was out of town

grab a chair and stay all night

make yourself at home

i may be wrong but that’s alright

i am not alone

and then there was this Irishman

who, uh, stayed drunk all time

im sorry friend i screwed that up

i told you the punch line

anyway i got to split

there just about to close

but ill be back tomorrow night

cause that the way it goes

yeah that&amp;#8217;s the way it goes<br />

<br />

Thanks to razvan