Song by Kid Rock f/ Uncle Kracker<br /><br>
A ha ha, that's right motherfuckers<br>
I'm Back.<br>
This is the true story about mackin<br>
Check it<br>
Times are changin'<br>
Talk about it<br>
More so each year,<br>
But the Early Mornin'<br>
Stoned Pimp is here.<br>
So let it rain, and let the guitar rock<br>
And if ya me yawn<br>
Just drop that top<br>
Come on...<br>
Hey hey hey<br>
Well well well well<br>
Hey hey hey<br>
Well well well well<br>
<br>
And I be catchin' them northern pike<br>
Like on a ten pound test<br>
Success, never fess, take a guess<br>
I be the early mornin' stoned pimp,<br>
Straight limpin,<br>
Boone's Farm drinkin,<br>
At the party big booty pinchin'<br>
Chillin, like a villian, balloon fillin Whack MC killin,<br>
the fine ho drillin<br>
With the million dollar talent<br>
And the ten cent brain,<br>
Been gone too long, too much cocaine,<br>
But now that I'm back, on the block<br>
I'm ready to rock<br>
Left to right, all night<br>
My game's tight, I wish you might<br>
Take a bite<br>
Out of this here toxic, melodic, neurotic product<br>
Fresh from the harvest<br>
Who'll be the largest, hardest smartest label in town<br>
Top Dog get down<br>
<br>
Radio won't play me, but still I got the kids around<br>
the world goin' Kid Rock crazy<br>
Wicked witches be flyin' on broomsticks,<br>
Kid Rock be comin' with the boom boom boom biatch<br>
I from the sticks biatch<br>
Straight from the RO<br>
<br>
"Kid Rock I ain'ts no bitch"<br>
Ah, yes you are ho<br>
So quit frontin' like ya don't know,<br>
when I step straight into the party with my homeboy<br>
Tino<br>
"What's up?"<br>
So get a good look bro<br>
Get a good gander<br>
I'm made in Detroit<br>
but my name aint Stanzler<br>
Spreadin' like a cancer, a virus<br>
While you're lookin' really gay like fuckin' Billy Ray Cyrus<br>
I'm the highest MC of all time<br>
Got my mind on the D<br>
And the D on my mind And the line gets drawn when my eyes can't see<br>
Hit me twice with the Tussin and the morphine IV<br>
I be<br>
What they call an O-G bitch<br>
I'm the motherfuckin' Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp<br>
<br>
Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all<br>
Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all<br>
Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all<br>
Because the Detroit party don't stop y'all<br>
<br>
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all<br>
Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all<br>
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all<br>
Because the Kid Rock party don't stop y'all<br>
<br>
Now I'm the self made mack on a mountain on Mars<br>
Got the money green cut it with the high roll clause<br>
A Lincoln Continental and a Gran Marquis<br>
Rag top, drop down, rollin' on chrome D's bitch<br>
The purple furs and the gold trim glasses<br>
I only bust the fat asses<br>
And I don't be givin a fuck who da hell can rap better than me<br>
Cause I'm a true fuckin' player and I mack like a real <br>
G H-I-J-K, L-M-N-O-P is for pimpin,<br>
Early mornin' stoned pimpin<br>
I been down, been around,<br>
From the bottom to the top<br>
Partyin' down with the slimmies in the cities that I rock<br>
<br>
Ooh baby, baby, baby let me love ya<br>
Or if you wanna get your freak on, I'll just fuck ya<br>
With the Ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahhh, biatch, shit<br>
Im the Early Morning Stoned Pi-imp<br>
<br>
Hey hey hey<br>
Come on yo.<br>
<br>
Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all<br>
Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all<br>
Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all<br>
Because the Detroit party don't stop y'all<br>
<br>
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all<br>
Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all<br>
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all<br>
Because the Kid Rock party don't stop y'all<br>
<br>
My name is Tino, you know<br>
Baby let's get funky,<br>
I'm like Lenny Bruce girl but I ain't no goddamn junkie<br>
Cruisin' with the Kid in my '71<br>
To the crib of love<br>
Gonna get us some, ladies<br>
We keep em on a string ah<br>
Midgets in the house wanna smell my finger<br>
Comin' for ya baby cause your so sure bumpin'<br>
How do ya like me now in my brand new Turban<br>
I'm a natural born hoodlum<br>
Not George Raft<br>
One of these days you kids will pay for my autograph<br>
So groove baby, groove baby call your mama<br>
I'm like Charlie Hooker baby<br>
I got the boogie drama<br>
With the boogie drama<br>
With the boogie drama<br>
With the boogie drama<br>
<br>
Ridin' around the neighborhood<br>
Me and Kid Rock were up to no good<br>
With the boogie drama<br>
With your leather miniskirt and we got some wine<br>
Playin' the radio ya look so fine<br>
With the boogie drama<br>
With the boogie drama<br>
Let's get funky, that's my job<br>
Punchin' 9 ta 5, 7 times, times 24, times 12<br>
Day in and day out<br>
Let's get funky<br>
Come on everybody<br>
With the boogie drama<br>
With the boogie drama<br>
With the boogie drama<br>
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