Rivers Bob - Beat-up Old Jet Liner lyrics

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Goodbye to all my friends I've known<br />

And the travel agents I trusted.<br />

I'm riding along in this beat up old plane.<br />

Look out the window, all the rivits are rusted.<br />

The ground crew is pushing us backwards<br />

On that rickety F10-11<br />

I'm feeling around for my floatation device<br />

And when the safety film is showing, I'm paying close attention...<br />

Beat up old jet liner<br />

Don't carry me too far today...<br />

Oh, beat up old jet liner<br />

Cause it's here that I'd rather stay...<br />

Bouncing around in a thunder cloud...<br />

Landing gear won't come down.<br />

My seat back is up, and my seatbelt is on<br />

I see the fire crews spreading foam on the ground.<br />

If I get to my final destination<br />

My next flight will surely be free...<br />

But never again will I go back up in that<br />

Piece of shit just to save a few pennies...<br />

Beat up old jet liner<br />

Don't carry me too far today<br />

Oh, beat up old jet liner<br />

Cause it's home that I'd rather stay<br />

Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah.....