Rick and Chuck - We's Hawd lyrics
rate meReady Ricky?
Ready Chuck!
One, two, three, four!
I'll cut you, I'll straight up cut you
I'll fucking cut you
I'll punk you like Ashton Kutcher
I'll fucking cut you
Yeah, we're little kids, but we ain't playing tycoo
Fucker, I'm psycho
We'll fuck your wife, yo!
In the ass, tighter than a tight rope
And when I'm done, you know I'm coming in her sliced throat
A knife hoe on the floor, bleeding, she knelt
Just another notch on my thirteen year old belt, yo!
I fuck so many hoes, my dick bleeds
Bitch please, simply I spread pussy lips like a disease!
They call me Ricky Redicky you bitches wanna get sticky
Then get with me chicky, I'll give it to you quickly!
I'm Charles, but they call me Chuck, I won't chuckle
I'll lube up my knuckle, shove 'em up you like a drunken uncle
leave you disgruntled yeah, you should get to know our fuckers
We make young pussy wetter than the Jonas Brothers!
This will put you in a tomb, like the one the pharaohs in
Stick some arrows in, just to jack some fucking heroine
Yo, and shoot up some china white
You know that shit is dynamite, kinda like having a virgin to sacrifice!
It's about women, my mother says don't hit 'em!
What about their throats, she never said don't slit them!
So I did, and in the pools of blood, I licked them
Cause I'm holding 'em down like it was a rape victim
Yeah I'm holding it down like it was a rape victim!
Why? Why? Why?
Chorus:
Cause we's hawd mother fucker!
We's hawd mother fucker!
Get shacked and fucked or get raw mother fucker
We's hawd mother fucker!
We's hawd mother fucker!
If I got to Heaven, I shoot God, mother fucker!
We's hawd mother fucker!
We's hawd mother fucker!
Get shacked and fucked or get raw mother fucker
We's hawd mother fucker!
We's hawd mother fucker!
If I got to Heaven, I shoot God, mother fucker!
Check it out! We don't wanna hear that dumb shit
Cant you better run quick, this is the Ricki Rdicky Chuck shit!
Got enough hits, dick fucked, enough clits
You cunt bitch, we ain't one to be fucked with!
Like 2Pac I come from tough blocks
Like a crackhead in an alley, yo, I huff rocks.
While you're just a crack whore, you suck cock.
Like the front part of your dashboard, I glove box.
You jerk off like i cum in, bitch!
Like a good girl, every time she downs it
Yo, I pound chicks, you got one I found sick
My fucking cock has fed more pussy than meow mix!
We're the craziest mother fuckers you've ever laid eyes on
This is the track that your soul fucking dies on.
Leave it for the coroner to toe tag it,
like Mike Tyson, I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot!
I'll fuck you till you love me!
What? What? What?
Chorus:
Cause we's hawd mother fucker!
We's hawd mother fucker!
Get shacked and fucked to get raw mother fucker
We's hawd mother fucker!
We's hawd mother fucker!
If I got to Heaven, I shoot God, mother fucker!
We's hawd mother fucker!
We's hawd mother fucker!
Get shacked and fucked to get raw mother fucker
We's hawd mother fucker!
We's hawd mother fucker!
If I got to Heaven, I shoot God, mother fucker!
Thanks to Tweekers for correcting these lyrics