Renee Austin - Chicken Coop lyrics

rate me

Early in the morning, 'fore the crack of dawn

I heard him sneaking in

He'd been here at sundown, but didn't stay long

Cause I can smell the sin

Later that next evening, again I found him gone

With our money tin

So I played a little game of Sherlock Holmes

To find out where he'd been

CHORUS:

Lord have mercy what am I to do?

Smack dab in the middle of town

Cross the road about a mile or two

I found my rooster making hay

With the ladies, painted ladies

Of the local chicken coop

Later that night, I hatched myself a plan

The idea made me grin

To beat him at his own game, I'd have to play dirty

If I was gonna win

To the coop right on time, imagine his surprise

As he walked on in

There I sat, feathers -n- paint, a lady of the coop

With a sip a' gin

I said quit your cheatin', ain't no need you see

Never ever again

I'll be what you need daytime, nighttime

Two women under just one skin

CHORUS

BRIDGE:

If that cock-a-doodle-doo does fly

To another chicken of the night

Well you can bet I'll give him a peck

Right square in the eye

And when I get my wings on him

I'll ring his neck alright - real tight

And no matter how loud he cries

He's gonna rest in peace right next to some greasy fries

CHORUS

I have 2 words for ya: Pot Pie, Fried Steak, Noodle Soup. Am I making myself clear? Don't you give me none of your

Cock-a-doodle-doo! You do this to me again and I'll cocka doodle your do. Don't make me cross the road and come get you,

Cause you know I will...