Ren & Stimpy - I'm Gonna be a Monkey lyrics
rate meRen: O.K. Stimpy, it's
time for your evolving
lessons.
Stimpy: Oh rapture!!
(Singing)
They swing by their tails with
the greatest of ease
Those hairy lower life forms we
call monkeys
They have so much fun
Just living in trees
Oh, how I'd love to be one
of these...
Soooo...
Chorus
I'm gonna be a monkey.
A monkey monkey monkey
A monkey monkey monkey
Monkey monkey monkey
I'm gonna be a monkey.
A monkey monkey monkey
Would you like to be one too?
When one monkey's itchy
another is nice.
He picks at his back for
vermin and lice.
And if he gets hungry, he'll
pour on some spice
And eat the bugs without
thinking twice
Mmmmmm... Mm. Delicious.
Soooo...
(repeat chorus)
Ren: O.K. If you wanna be
a monkey you gotta learn
to act like a monkey.
And I got the know-how
'cause I've seen every
Tarzan movie ever made.
So watch
and learn.
(Filthy's Dance plays as Ren says...)
Ren: Now note the ease
with which I swing so
nimbly hither and yon.
Witness as I perform an
amazing double somersault
& catch myself with
my
perhensile tail.
Oh no... (scream!!)
Stimpy: Oh, I get the idea!
(Jungle Boogie plays as
Stimpy says...)
Stimpy: Uh oh (scream!)
(back to Monkey Song)
Stimpy: (Singing)
Now I am a monkey
A monkey monkey monkey
Ren: (Singing)
And I am a monkey too.