Hey man, don't fuck with me<br />
You know I've got all the records and all the Cds<br />
You know I've seen that band sixty-nine times<br />
I memorized the riffs and you know I can recite every line<br />
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You did a stage dive in the pit, <br />
You got the bass player to sign your shit<br />
You don't have the sense enough to know, <br />
Don't wear the bands shirt to their own show<br />
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Superfan, you're the only one that gives a damn<br />
If you were me, you would probably be the man