Regina Spektor - Genius Next Door lyrics
rate me<BR>
Some said the local lake had been enchanted<br>
Others said it must have been the weather<br>
The neighbors were trying to keep it quiet<br>
But I swear that I could hear the laughter<br>
So they jokingly nicknamed it the porridge<br>
Cause of a night that lake had turned to stick as butter<br>
But the local kids would still go swimming, drinking<br>
Saying hat to them it doesn't matter<br>
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If you're just holding your breath<br>
Til you come back up in full<br>
Holding your breath<br>
Til you thought it through, you're full<br>
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The genius next door was busing table<br>
Wiping clean the ketchup labels<br>
Getting high and muttering German fables<br>
Didn't care as long as he was able<br>
To strip his clothes off by the dumpster<br>
At night while everyone was sleeping<br>
And wade midway into that porridge<br>
Just him and his secret he was keeping<br>
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If you're just holding your breath<br>
Til you come back up in full<br>
Holding your breath<br>
Til you thought it through, you foolish child<br>
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In the morning the film crews start arriving<br>
With donuts, coffee and reporters<br>
The kids are waking up hung over<br>
The neighbors were starting up their cars<br>
The garbage men were emptying the dumpsters<br>
Atheists were praying full of sarcasm<br>
And the genius next door was sleeping<br>
Dreaming that the antidote is orgasm<br>
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If you're just holding your breath<br>
Til you come back up in full<br>
Holding your breath<br>
Til you thought it through, you foolish child<br>
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<i>[Thanks to Zack for these lyrics]</i><br>
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