Reefer Madness movie - Listen to Jesus, Jimmy lyrics
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Jesus:<br>
I floated down from Heaven when I heard a lamb had strayed<br>
Look at you, Jim, your brain has turned to marmalade<br>
I'm here to help you, Jimmy, and return you to the fold<br>
Try filling your lungs with God, and not Jamaican Gold<br>
Satan's bold! Loves to lie!<br>
Don't reply! Do you wanna make the angels cry?<br>
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All:<br>
Cry-yi-yi-yi<br>
Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!<br>
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Jesus:<br>
Just say no to the marijuana!<br>
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) This comes straight from the Madonna!<br>
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) I'm the face on the shroud of Turin<br>
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Do I need to test your urine?<br>
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Satan went and conned ya (Went and conned ya, Jimmy)<br>
Mustn't touch his evil ganja (No! No! No! No! No!)<br>
Jimmy, don't turn your back on God<br>
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All:<br>
Dona eis requiem<br>
Numquam fumas canibas<br>
Aut incendes ibi inferno<br>
You'll burn in hell!<br>
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Jesus:<br>
I've cured a lot of lepers and I've risen from the dead<br>
Is that what it's gonna take to get this through your head?<br>
If you insist on smoking to indulge those teenage kicks,<br>
Soon you'll be floating naked in the river Styx!<br>
What a fix! Sulphur pools! Torture tools!<br>
Seperation from your family jewels<br>
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All:<br>
Ra-ma-la-ma! They're gonna cut your ding-dong!<br>
Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!<br>
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Jesus:<br>
Gotta give it up for Lent, boy!<br>
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Or wind up as Satan's rent boy!<br>
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Don't let reefer kick your keister!<br>
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) I'm the poster boy for Easter<br>
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Jimmy, let me see ya (Lemme see ya, Jimmy)<br>
Kick the sin and sensimilla (Go! Go! Go! Gotta kick it!)<br>
Jimmy, don't turn your back on God<br>
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All:<br>
For the Lord God omnipotent hateth<br>
Marijuana! Marijuana!<br>
Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!<br>
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Jesus:<br>
Thou shalt heed this holy omen!<br>
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Stop indulging like a Roman!<br>
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) All the cherubim say you gotta<br>
(You gotta! Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Trust the man with the stigmata!<br>
Jimmy, don't you turn your back on God...<br>
On God!<br>
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