<br>
All:<br>
Lurking like a labor union<br>
Seeping through our pores<br>
Turning all our children into hooligans and whores<br>
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Lecturer:<br>
Now you've learned the truth about the menace dark and dread<br>
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All:<br>
Take a stance or there's a chance that God may strike you dead<br>
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Lecturer:<br>
For putting up with...<br>
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All:<br>
Reefer madness! Reefer madness!<br>
Reefer madness! Reefer madness!<br>
Oh so mad!<br>
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Ralph:<br>
You will eat human flesh!<br>
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Mae:<br>
You'll be slapped around repeatedly!<br>
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Jack:<br>
A garden hoe will cultivate your gut!<br>
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Placard Girl:<br>
You'll bid life fare-thee-well!<br>
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Mary:<br>
You'll get sodomized in Hell!<br>
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Sally:<br>
You'll become a one-armed headless reefer slut!<br>
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Jimmy:<br>
You'll murder old men!<br>
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All:<br>
Reefer madness! Reefer madness!<br>
Reefer madness! Reefer madness!<br>
Oh so mad!<br>
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Lecturer:<br>
Tell your children!<br>
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All:<br>
Reefer madness!<br>
<br>
Lecturer:<br>
Fight the menace!<br>
<br>
All:<br>
Reefer madness!<br>
<br>
Lecturer:<br>
Kill the devil!<br>
<br>
All:<br>
Reefer madness!<br>
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Lecturer:<br>
Save the country!<br>
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All:<br>
Reefer madness!<br>
Madness! Madness! Madness! Madness!<br>
Reefer's made us crazy, barking mad!<br>
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