Redman & Eminem - Off The Wall lyrics
rate meYo<br />
(Yo)<br />
Look!<br />
(Yo)<br />
<br />
No matter what people say<br />
I'm gon' keep rapping this way<br />
No matter what you may think<br />
I'm gon' keep doing my thing<br />
<br />
One of the worst things<br />
Is fat, bald men decided to write songs<br />
And teach Mouseketeers to sing<br />
I'll stick Britney Spears in a room full of mirrors<br />
<br />
So she gets fifty years of bad luck<br />
Club and swear at Christina Aguilera<br />
When I grab her by the hair and drag her across the Sahara<br />
(Bitch!)<br />
<br />
You aware of this rap terrorist with a therapist<br />
With a hair up his ass like a rabbit crawled up his pants<br />
Got a habit of holding Tylenol in his hands<br />
Till it melts in his fucking palms and dissolves in his glands<br />
(So who is it?)<br />
<br />
The fool who visits the playground<br />
With two biscuits to lay down the school district<br />
Get pissed with a whip with a Marseburg<br />
With a pistol grip and fed pit bull shit<br />
<br />
Sniff glue sticks like I give two shits<br />
If I get too rich I just get sued<br />
<br />
Yo I leave with no engine<br />
After I blow four in ya<br />
One handstand on top of your ninja<br />
Crashin' Doc stir the madness<br />
<br />
We all out of work like Tony Atlas<br />
Walking with cans in a laundry basket<br />
America's most with the army after us<br />
Fuck flossin' we take what's yours<br />
<br />
Unload fifteen like an ace and four<br />
I'm out of work but Doc laid them off<br />
(Shit! The power's out)<br />
The tape is off<br />
<br />
Yo who target it from arsonists?<br />
Paper make pens filled with arsenic<br />
I got hoes that don't know what Prada is<br />
Doc can shave up, cut your barber miss<br />
[Unverified]<br />
<br />
I turn out camps in to crystal lakes<br />
And fuck bitches face is what I'mma do<br />
'Cause that's what white boy Tyno do<br />
<br />
So how's everybody doing tonight?<br />
Hope you in the mood to get drunk<br />
To screw and to fight<br />
'Cause uh we getting down for the fuck of it<br />
So suck my dick if y'all don't wanna bump to this<br />
<br />
So how's everybody feeling tonight?<br />
Hope you in the mood to get rude<br />
And illin' to fight<br />
'Cause uh we getting down for the fuck of it<br />
So suck my dick if you don't wanna bump<br />
<br />
No matter what people say<br />
I'm gon' keep rapping this way<br />
No matter what you may think<br />
I'm gon' keep doing my thing<br />
<br />
Yo when my gat spit it hospital son admitted<br />
Rip your lips off kiss my ass with it<br />
Slap bitches, Doc, Marshall Maths<br />
(Print it!)<br />
<br />
We ex and ass of tabs did it<br />
I'm what's happening with no rerun<br />
Doc rob Dinero when the heat come<br />
My barrel hangs out the Camero<br />
<br />
Aimed at the nose when them hoes is hard to breathe from<br />
Flash the gat your town bow guarded<br />
Your wallet, your chain the main target<br />
Beef is like cold engine, don't start it<br />
<br />
Bust in the air and hit an airplane pilot<br />
We pound you, rap surround sounds around you<br />
From ten speed and brown shoe<br />
Doc and Eminem, cock the M&M<br />
<br />
Blood flows with 2Paclypse and them<br />
It's like Funk Doctor<br />
<br />
Mr. Punk Rocker<br />
Got the drug stock inside the lunch box<br />
Pop junk like I just got jumped<br />
Pop the trunk and pull out the shotgun pump<br />
<br />
Knock wood, it's all good, thank God for vodka<br />
But with my luck, I'll probably get shot by a stalker<br />
Probably got a Fanatic waiting upstairs in the attic<br />
With an automatic calling me up there<br />
<br />
My man Stan with a gat in his hand<br />
Staking my house out in a damn tinted Sedan<br />
Pull your mouth out till you can't finish a damn<br />
Ham sandwich or your canned spinach or Spam<br />
<br />
You gotta sip through a straw<br />
Shop lift through the mall<br />
Pictures of me on my mom's living room wall<br />
Hey ma maybe I'll give you a call<br />
<br />
Sike! You fucking bitch!<br />
Suck a dick and two balls<br />
I'm giving you all my shocking script<br />
Which is to piss a priest off with this<br />
Pop more pills than police officers<br />
<br />
Arrive at the scene to pull me off of Kim<br />
Teeth off my dick, hands off my balls<br />
But y'all can kiss my ass, pants off and all<br />
'Cause I'm so goddamn off the wall<br />
I might as well be a painting smashed on the floor<br />
<br />
So how's everybody feeling tonight?<br />
Hope you in the mood to get rude<br />
And illin' to fight<br />
'Cause uh we getting down for the fuck of it<br />
So suck my dick if you don't wanna bump<br />
<br />
So how's everybody doing tonight?<br />
Hope you in the mood to get drunk<br />
To screw and to fight<br />
'Cause uh we getting down for the fuck of it<br />
So suck my dick if y'all don't wanna bump to this<br />
<br />
No matter what people say<br />
I'm gon' keep rapping this way<br />
No matter what you may think<br />
I'm gon' keep doing my thing<br />
<br />
No matter what people say<br />
I'm gon' keep doing my thing<br />
No matter, oh!
