Red Peters - The Two Gay Irishmen lyrics

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<b>The Two Gay Irishmen</b> by <i>Red Peters</i><br />The whole clan met at Galway Bay

Where seamen push up stools

They were giggling like the Coleens

And playing pocket pool

They washed their balls in stout that night

And bid their last good-byes

"We're off to kiss the Blarney Stone,

So zipper up your flys!"

CHORUS

Well fudge your undies laddies

You're on you're way to Blarney

With Gerald Fitzpatrick

And Patrick Fitzgerald

The two gay Irishmen!

"Well grab your bags!" cried Pat Magroin

It's time to pick your seat.

While Paddy O'Furniture grabbed the wheel

Dick Burns turned up the heat

They fiddled and diddled all full of malarky

Their trousers felt a lump

So the Bulgers grabbed their Johnsons

And gave them all a pump

CHORUS

Well fudge your undies laddies

You're on you're way to Blarney

With Gerald Fitzpatrick

And Patrick Fitzgerald

The two gay Irishmen!

(Instrumental break)

Well Peter Hickey, Rick O'Shea

Neal Downe and Phillip McCann

Dick Long pulled out his shillelagh

And with it lead the band

Phil McCracken started snackin'

On leprechaun-on-the cob

The bus began to rumble

And heads began to bob.

(Instrumental break)

And so they kissed the Blarney Stone

And grabbed the gift of gab

Connie Lingus snapped their portrait

In front of that mossy slab

All they had on were the smiles on their faces

A grinnin' from ear to ear

From left to right

I'll call out their names

I'll tell you who was there...

Well fudge your undies laddies

You're on the way to Blarney

With...

Pat Magroin

Paddy O'Furniture

Dick Long

The Bulgers, the Johnsons

Peter Hickey

Rick O'Shea

Neal Downe

Phillip McCann

Dick Burns

Phil McCracken

Michael Fitzpeter

Peter Fitzmichael

Maurice Fitzhenry

Henry Fitzmaurice

And...

Gerald Fitzpatrick

And Patrick Fitzgerald

The two gay Irishmen!

The two gay Irishmen!

The two gay Irishmen!