Ravenscroft, Thurl - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (Song Only) lyrics

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<b>You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (Song Only)</b> by <i>Ravenscroft, Thurl</i><br />

You're a mean one Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch!

You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch!

I wouldn't touch you

With a thirty-nine and a half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch!

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!

You're a nasty, wasty skunk!

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch!

The three words that best describe you

Are as follows, and I quote

"Stink, stank, stunk!"

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!

You're the king of sinful sots!

Your heart's a dead tomato

Splotched with moldy, purple spots, Mr. Grinch!

Your soul is an appalling dump-heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful

Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable

Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!

With a nauseous super naus!

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch!

You're a three-decker sauerkraut

And toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce!