Rappin' Pete - Black and Useless lyrics
rate meEric is black and he's dark and he's useless
he barely got a job at age seventeen...
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And now he's looking for the girl of his dreams
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but Eric is black and he's dark and he's useless
he barely got a job at age seventeen...
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When he wakes up. he thinks he's white
cuz he's always with rolly and that just ain't right.
He takes a bath for like forty five minutes.
wasting soap and water he respects knows no shower limits
Eating like a fatass he eats everything
when no one is around him he even eats his SKIN!!
[laughting histerically] (eating skin off arms)(saying dumb shit)
When he's around chicks he imagines them NAKED.
like a texas double whopper with a lot of extra BACON.
But they're all taken. and not regrettin
ever being part of that nigga's rejection
but being Eric isn't EASY....EASY!
cuz all his pick up lines are very very cheesy....CHEESY!
but don't forget that....
Eric is black and he's dark and he's useless
he barely got a job at age seventeen...
X2
And now he's looking for the girl of his dreams
X2
but Eric is black and he's dark and he's useless
he barely got a job at age seventeen...
X2
now pissed at the world cuz he never gets laid
rejected by all women he might even turn GAY
but nobody understand him his thought, words, and actions
he always loses girls cuz they're effectuate attractions
but this is just a story. very PROPAGATORY.
we don't wanna say names but there's this one chick named Tori.
bitches come and go but he will always have his bros
haven't you ever heard the saying... bros before hoes?
and that's how we roll. its time for us to go.
to make fun of bitches and people we don't know.
PEACE!<br />
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Thanks to -Mr.Louie
