Randy Stonehill - Great Big Stupid World lyrics

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Well we worship at the Shroud of Elvis

And we're waiting for the money from Ed McMann

And we're drinking from the Perrier fountain of youth

While we follow what the daily horoscope sayin'

Taking lethal doses of MTV

Delving into pet psychiatry

Trying to treat cancer with the fruit juice cure

And waiting for the Beatles' reunion tour

Cuz it's a great big stupid world

And we're feeling kinda queasy as it turns around

A great big stupid world

And we're never really sure if we're up or down

We're on a dirt clod out in space

Where it stops nobody knows

If Jesus came back today

They'd try to book him on the Oprah Winfrey show!

Cuz it's a great big stupid

Great big stupid

Great big stupid world

Well we're hot on the trail of Bigfoot

And we're wearing the crystals to feel the power

And we're hoping that the creatures from outer space

Come to set us free in that final hour

Trying to tell the future from the lumps on our heads

Getting melanoma from our tanning beds

Channelling Houdini with Shirley McClain

And trying to figure out what the dolphins are saying.

Cuz it's a great big stupid world

And we're feeling kinda queasy as it churns around

A great big stupid world

And we're never really sure if we're up or down

We're on a dirt clod out in space

Where it stops nobody knows

If Jesus came back today

They'd try to book him on the Oprah Winfrey show!

Cuz it's a great big stupid

Great big stupid

Great big stupid world

Well it's a great big stupid world

dum dum dum dum dum

Baby, it's a stupid world

Well we're studying the National Enquirer

Is it true Sunny Bono is the Antichrist?

We debate if TV wrestling is really a sport

While we're testing rock and roll and its effect on mice

Bonding with our little computer screens

Getting anorexic on our Lean Cuisines

Turning plastic surgeons into millionaires

'Til everybody finally gets to look like Cher!

It's a great big stupid world

And we're feeling kinda queasy as it churns around

A great big stupid world

And we're never really sure if we're up or down

Well it's a great big stupid world

dum dum dum dum dum

Baby, it's a stupid world

Talk about stupid, talk about stupid, talk about stupid

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