Lie
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Well, I've been swinging through these swinging doors for<br /> Goin' on probably about 9 years now, maybe even 10<br /> And I watch old Joe at the end of the bar<br /> With another hot woman on his one good arm<br /> And they walk out for a while and he comes back in smilin' again<br /> <br /> So I finally had to ask old Joe, "Man, what's your secret to success<br /> Your power of persuasion over the opposite sex"<br /> And he says, "Son, well honestly, it's pretty simple"<br /> He said, "I just kinda walk up and buy her a drink<br /> And open up my mouth and"<br /> <br /> Lie<br /> I tell her I'm a movie star<br /> I just flew into town to buy this bar<br /> I'm only here tonight, that's right<br /> <br /> I gotta go, yeah<br /> We're filming on location down in Mexico<br /> Would you believe that I got the leading role?<br /> That's right, honey, I beat out a lot of folks that you'd probably know<br /> <br /> Oh, a man has got to do what a man's gotta do<br /> Anything it takes to make her think you're cool<br /> Ah, you got nothing to lose, so go on and try<br /> <br /> Just walk right up and smile<br /> And look her dead in the eye and lie<br /> That's right, lie<br /> <br /> So I tried and tried a couple weekends<br /> And it was like strike 1, strike 2, strike out again<br /> But I narrowed it down and I scratched it out<br /> And I came up with something that without a doubt I knew<br /> <br /> I was gonna make old Joe proud<br /> And I go up and I'd say<br /> <br /> Hi, honey, whatcha doing for the rest of your life?<br /> I've been waiting such a long, long time<br /> And you know what, honey?<br /> Meetin' you here, man, it just really feels like fate<br /> <br /> Oh, I, I bet you didn't see me as a marrying type<br /> Let's take it slow, I don't just want one night, oh no, darlin'<br /> If you're looking for that you might as well look somewhere else<br /> Well, because I'm just not that kind of guy<br /> <br /> And kids, oh, I love kids<br /> Dogs, in laws and a piece of land<br /> Dirty diapers in my mini van<br /> Aw man, I can hardly wait<br /> <br /> Oh, a man has got to do what a man's gotta do<br /> Anything it takes to make her think you're cool<br /> Aw, you got nothin' to lose so go on and try<br /> <br /> Just walk right up, and smile, and look her dead in the eye<br /> You know what you got to do, lie<br /> That's right, you gotta lie, sometimes you gotta lie<br /><br />
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