Rambler - Liquor In The Front / Poker In The Rear lyrics

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I was drivin down the road bout a 15 to 3<br />

Wonderin what the hell just happened to me<br />

Looked to the left saw a big neon sign<br />

Then I turned the car around for a second look<br />

That one second was all that it took<br />

That sign said something that wasn't to clear<br />

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It said liqour in the front poker in the rear<br />

Those were all the words I needed to hear<br />

Went inside and I laid the party down<br />

There's a long legged blonde standing at the table<br />

Saying "come on babe are you willing an able<br />

Come on over and play a hand or two with me"<br />

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Five card stud aces high<br />

Two out of three and I say goodbye<br />

Quarter in my pocket and an empty bottle of beer<br />

So I call the waitress over for another round<br />

She said my credit card has been turned down<br />

Called out to the bouncer said get him out of here<br />

<br />

It said liqour in the front poker in the rear<br />

Those were all the words I needed to hear<br />

Went inside and I laid the party down<br />

There's a long legged blonde standing at the table<br />

Saying "come on babe are you willing an able<br />

Come on over and play a hand or two with me"<br />

<br />

Headed for the door she whispered in my ear<br />

Pick up your hat on your way outta here<br />

Look up at the sign now it was perfectly clear<br />

<br />

It said liqour in the front poker in the rear<br />

Those were all the words I needed to hear<br />

Went inside and I laid the party down<br />

There's a long legged blonde standing at the table<br />

Saying "come on babe are you willing an able<br />

Come on over and play a hand or two with me"<br />

Oh with me