Queer As Folk Season 4 movie - If I Were A Man lyrics

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Song by Andrea Menard<br /><br>

If I were a man<br>

I'd grow a mustache<br>

I'd make all of my ladies wear high heels<br>

I would be the leader in every dance there is<br>

And every stubborn dancing queen would follow me<br>

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If I were a man<br>

I could do anything<br>

Anything that I desire<br>

I'd be the man in mankind and the universal he<br>

I'd never go out on a limb because I'd be the tree<br>

If I were a man<br>

I'd be in the boys club<br>

I would be so masculine<br>

I'd conquer all the ladies<br>

With force or galantry<br>

I'd hold you in my arms just so that you could hold me<br>

If I were a man, if I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me<br>

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If I were a man<br>

I'd speak with authority<br>

I would be so eloquent<br>

My stacked vocabulary and my witty repartee<br>

Would win respect from all my peers, but never give me away<br>

If I were a man<br>

I'd be a cowboy<br>

I'd terrify you with my gun<br>

I'd be the cop in cops and robbers<br>

I'd be a demolition man<br>

If I blew up all my friends I'd be king of the land<br>

If I were a man, if I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me<br>

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If I were a man I could do anything<br>

Anything that I desire<br>

I'd be the man in mankind and the universal he<br>

Every door that once was shut would open for me<br>

If I were a man, if I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me<br>

If I were a man, if I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me<br>

If I were a man, if I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me<br>

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[Thanks to filthymind69 for lyrics]<br>

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