Queens Club - You're A Mean One Mr Grinch lyrics

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You're a mean one Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel.

You're as cuddly as a cactus

And as charming as an eel

Mr. Grinch!

You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel!

You're a monster Mr. Grinch!

Your heart's an empty hole.

Your brain is full of spiders.

You've got garlic in your soul

Mr. Grinch!

I wouldn't touch you

With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one Mr. Grinch!

You have termites in your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile

Mr. Grinch!

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one Mr. Grinch!

You're a nasty wasty skunk!

Your heart is full of unwashed socks.

Your soul is full of gunk

Mr. Grinch!

The three words that best describe you

Are as follows and I quote

"Stink stank stunk!"

You're a rotter Mr. Grinch!

You're the king of sinful sots!

Your heart's a dead tomato

Splotched with moldy purple spots

Mr. Grinch!

Your soul is an apalling dump-heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful

assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable

Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!

You nauseate me Mr. Grinch!

With a nauseous super naus!

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked hoss

Mr. Grinch!

You're a three-decker sauerkraut

and toadstool sandwich

With arsenic sauce!