<BR>
Oh yeah<br>
Ain't got no hope, got no idea<br>
What to do or why I'm here<br>
I wanna get my face on your T.V.<br>
I wanna be heard<br>
I want to be seen<br>
<br>
I ain't got nothing, no, nothing<br>
Nothing to show<br>
(Make me a celebrity!)<br>
<br>
I want to be<br>
A face on T.V.<br>
(I wanna be on your screen)<br>
Then you can see<br>
I'm a C-lebrity<br>
<br>
I wanna get my features in magazines<br>
See this creature on every street on every screen<br>
Write my life story before I'm twenty-one<br>
I've gotta tell the world<br>
They may say I'm dumb - but er<br>
<br>
Ain't got nothing, no nothing<br>
Nothing to show<br>
(Make me a celebrity!)<br>
<br>
I want to be<br>
A face on T.V.<br>
(I wanna be on your screen)<br>
Then you can see<br>
I'm a C-lebrity<br>
(Yeah!)<br>
<br>
I want to be a star in a Broadway musical<br>
They're gonna love me, I can't sing or dance at all<br>
Some may say I'm lackadaisical and if I was real good<br>
I'd stand no chance at all - but I<br>
<br>
I want to be<br>
A face on T.V.<br>
(yeah, I wanna be on your screen)<br>
Then you can see<br>
I'm a C-lebrity<br>
(Then you can say)<br>
Then you can say<br>
You knew me one day<br>
(And then you will see)<br>
Then you will see<br>
I'm a C-lebrity<br>
(Oh oh oh)<br>
<br>
C, c-lebrity<br>
Wanna be a c-c-c-lebrity<br>
(Make my dream come true)<br>
C, c-lebrity<br>
Wanna be a c-c-c-c-lebrity<br>
I want to be heard<br>
I want to be seen on every T.V. screen<br>
Yeh<br>