Purple Monkey Sircus - Fuck My Life lyrics

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x3rd:<br />

So I've been dating this girl for 8 months and I love her<br />

I put no one above her for a minute<br />

I wanna make her the mother of my children but there's just one other thing<br />

I went and bought her and engagement right just to show her what she means to me<br />

See she's never been mean to me<br />

But recently it seems she's been holding things secretly<br />

So I asked her about it and it was nothing<br />

She told me she was stressed so I guessed I was just buggin<br />

Said it's something at work she said it's something in film<br />

She's a set director or something so I'm chill<br />

Til one day wen I was at home alone<br />

I figured I should follow my bone so I headed to the CPU<br />

Nothing to do but zoom thru some pictures of some girl<br />

And then one came thru with a picture of a girl getting sprayed in the face<br />

Wait a minute that's the bitch I date<br />

Fuck my life.<br />

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Chorus:<br />

Is there anyone out there? it seems like I'm losing my mind (fuck my life)<br />

I feel like it's right here but it tricks me everytime (fuck my life)<br />

I'm going out of my head but I haven't gone anywhere (fuck my life)<br />

I'm living life dead, they're saying I should take things slow<br />

But I don't care, fuck my life<br />

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Chorus<br />

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Uncle Ju:<br />

See my birthdays coming up I plan to get blunted up<br />

Fuck it up? Nah G (I don't wanna screw the shit)<br />

I'm just a cool cat ima let it slide<br />

Friends aint talkin bout it ima let it ride<br />

See I bet it's a surprise they don't wanna tell me shit<br />

Niggas gone bring the kush, bitches gone let me hit<br />

8-1-09 salty all day<br />

Aint shit start, fuck it, hit adult mart<br />

Now porno is instructional my wrist aint functional<br />

So ima just let it go, sex with a vegetable<br />

Pop it in my dvd player (playa)<br />

Deuces to the world niggas ima see ya later<br />

And to my surprise and demise to my eyes<br />

It was a whole bunch of guys in between eachother thighs<br />

So my penis in a mango I'm sprawled on the floor<br />

Gay porn on the screen as the party hit the door<br />

Fuck my life<br />

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Chorus.<br />

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Johnny ThirdBoy:<br />

You're the woman of my dreams, nightmare and worst fears<br />

Your last chance is right here<br />

See I can take the pain away I'm guessin them other niggas was promising<br />

They lie but ima do the opposite<br />

Maybe a little dumb, little shaken little confused<br />

But if I open up my heart, you'll give me the blues<br />

And that is worth it, I think it's worth it to give me a chance<br />

Stop the changing no complaining for a chance at romance<br />

I see your baby fathers missing, and I aint really tryna fill the spot of what he's missing<br />

Just here to get some kissing<br />

Just here to get some kissing and a rub on the back<br />

I know you're falling for me girl cuz you don't know how to act<br />

I'm open inside and just hoping<br />

Open your eyes, you're tired of just moping<br />

You want me, then don't wanna trust me<br />

Can't have me, damn you must be<br />

Fuck my life.