Song by Jackson, Samuel L<br /><br>
[JULES]<br>
Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars.<br>
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[VINCENT]<br>
Okey what do you want to know?<br>
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[JULES]<br>
Well, hash is legal over there, right?<br>
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[VINCENT]<br>
Yeah,It's legal but it ain't hundred percent legal, I mean, you just can't walk into a restaurant,<br>
roll a joint and start puffin' away. They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.<br>
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[JULES]<br>
And those are the hash bars?<br>
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[VINCENT]<br>
Yeah, It breaks down like this, ok, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it,<br>
And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it.<br>
It's legal to carry it, but...but that dosen't matter, 'cause, get a load of this; all right,<br>
If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you.<br>
I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.<br>
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[JULES]<br>
Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'.<br>
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[VINCENT]<br>
I know, baby, you'd dig it the most.. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?<br>
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[JULES]<br>
What?<br>
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[VINCENT]<br>
It's the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here,<br>
they got there, but there they're a little different.<br>
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[JULES]<br>
Example ?<br>
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[VNCENT]<br>
Alright, when you .... into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer.<br>
And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer<br>
And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's.<br>
And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?<br>
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[JULES]<br>
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?<br>
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[VINCENT]<br>
No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.<br>
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[JULES]<br>
What'd they call it?<br>
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[VINCENT]<br>
They call it Royale with Cheese.<br>
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[JULES]<br>
Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?<br>
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[VINCENT]<br>
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.<br>
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[JULES]<br>
Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?<br>
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[VINCENT]<br>
I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.<br>
But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?<br>
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[JULES]<br>
What?<br>
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[VINCENT]<br>
Mayonnaise.<br>
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[JULES]<br>
Goddamn!<br>
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[VINCENT]<br>
I seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in it.<br>
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[JULES]<br>
Uuccch!<br>
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