PUDGEE THA PHAT BASTARD - How U Feel About That lyrics

rate me

[Pudgee]

Now I'm versatile in style and it'll be worth your while

Stand still and chill listen closely for a while

I think along the lines of Charles Manson

Know your card, play hard and get scarred like Marla Hanson

I'm on the path of head headed heading for stardom

By the time you get props, David Duke'll be in Harlem

I wanna see you get paid, fat checks and G's

like I want Roseanne Barr to do a strip tease

And it'd be nice if you could flow hip-hop

But bout when you get skills Dominicans will be wearin socks

What I who else no one else but you do for self

Can't be a teacher if you're in a class by yourself

With no time for prejudice so I'm color blind

I got bigger things like homicide on my mind

On track I only track to Trakmasterz tracks

Now how you feel about that?

[Chorus x2: whispered]

How you feel about that, how you feel about that

How you feel about that, how you feel

[Pudgee]

No pushover, harder than Martina Navratilova

Got the "Saturday Night Fever" like John Travolta

No matter what be the mood rude is right up my alley

Go along with the 4 Seasons like Frankie Vali

Like yellow fellows at the end of this tunnel

So honies come in and let your hair down, just like Rapunzel

Anything I'll try, controversy I despise it

No pain I got the "Wicked Game" like Chris Isaak

In the crowd you wanna spot me, to get me you can't miss me

Followed by "10 Little Indians" Agatha Christie

More _Juice_ than _Beetle_ can you find a needle in the hay?

I'm a number like one or two hotter than a summer day

I like chicks with class, not a ho that swing low

I want the pussy to be tighter than a (..) man with his dough

Oh, and if not then maybe I can hit it from the back

Now how you feel about that?

[Chorus]

[Pudgee]

I rock the professional unquestionable style

And I bet you will fiend for what I kick, on a regular schedule

like an addict, you are what describe with an addiction

Not to substances, but no to my diction

How you feel about that? Your answer better be great

Lyrics fat like Nell Carter, umm please give me a break

I'm turnin parties out no doubt whatever that you give me

Don't need a +Terry Lewis+ to see me +Jam+ like +Jimmy+

In other words it's a part of my nature that I come get raw

And let it all hang out like a bitch without a bra

You tried and you tried but your project was failin

Now you're gettin treated like a door to door salesman

So what you toothpick here's a buck don't feel sorry

Go get yourself a +Light+, y'know I mean a +Miller+, like +Barney+

Or if you don't want that and don't wanna make a comeback

Just give the shit up, now how you feel about that?

[Chorus: repeat to end]